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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: Shoplifter
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, 'What did you steal?'
She replied, 'A can of peaches.'
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry. The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can, and she replied, ' 6.'
The judge said, 'Then I will give you 6 days in jail.'
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, 'What is it?' The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.' _________________ Never fear what others think, because the people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind. True friends stick with you no matter what.
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