HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

**sweetie79** · VIP Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 386 Location: Home

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you shou ld marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
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On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

Lol, killed me.
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**Vicious88** · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:19 am Post subject:

A good "fighter" line: "like a truck, eh?" lol
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**RobC1907** · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:26 pm Post subject:

Which of course brings up a whole new line of discussion.

Things you can say to describe a truck, but not your wife:

"Wow, you could fit four in there!"
"Yep, she definetely looks clean."
"She's got a couple of problems, keeps rattling whenever she moves."

Yes, I'll stop now.

Loved the first one, "keep the chips and dip coming", haha!

**Vicious88** · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject:

Picking up on Rob's truck-related jokes, lol...

For sale.
Slightly warn but still working.
Top was Auburn for years, but now is fading through to primer grey.
Great for a short while, but starts acting up before too long.
Falling apart, looks like an expensive fix.
Just a few upgrades are needed.
I was thinking about getting a lift kit.
It's what I like to call a Rollscanarly. It rolls down one hill, but can 'arly get up the next.
Pretty badly dented up.
You can see, right there, where the last wreck streched the body out.
That last payload made the bed a shade squatty.
Who knew she'd crack if she got too hot?
It took a while, but I finally got her to quit roaring.
Every morning, it's just a terrible whinning noise.
And I sware, if I don't stay in completely control all the time, she'll run off and kill us all.
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**sweetie79** · VIP Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 386 Location: Home

Where did ya come across that one? Loved it!
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**Vicious88** · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject:

Actually, the bulk of those were right off the top of my head, but yeah.
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**sweetie79** · VIP Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 386 Location: Home

Ya got a good sense of humor Very Happy

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